[smbc] Dear Abby

["rslopez" <r.rsl@comcast.net>]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could
be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller
hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although
when I ask their names she always says , "Just some friends from work, you
don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home,
but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as
if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my
wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going
to park my Harley Davidson,Ole Blue next to the garage and then hide behind it
so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at
that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes
on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Joe Harrilla, Trafford, Pa.