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Re: [smbc] SUN. JUNE 24 ALTERNATIVE



Jerry Grainger writes:
 > Suspecting foul play, the Sunday Morning Breakfast Club sent a crack 
 > team of investigators to a certain location on Ticonderoga Drive in San 
 > Mateo this morning.
 > At 7:15 am, they reported that, yes, there was a hole in the fence, and 
 > associated evidence of damage.
 > Conclusion: Some pretty bad driver of something hopped the sidewalk and 
 > did a fence hit-and-run, complicated by irrigation equipment abuse.  
 > Either that or Marc was joy-riding on his new power lawn mower during 
 > hours of darkness, and careened out of control.  Witness statements were 
 > inconclusive.
 > End of report.
 > JPG

Damn, he's good!  The hole in the fence is temporily patched.  I used the
lumber that was knocked down.  It's strong enough to keep small dogs out
of the yard :-)   The damaged shrubbery has been cut down and put in the
recycle bins.   We found one oily/greasy leaf, but that was no surprise.

The scraping damage to the base of the shrubbery makes it
look like the vehicle was coming down the hill (if it hit nose first)
or possibly someone who was parked or parking at the curb and hit the
throttle a bit too hard while in reverse.

// marc